1. Remove your laptop from its bag
2. Open the laptop slowly and carefully
3. Turn on
4. Ensure the passenger next to you is watching
5. Connect to the Internet
6. Close your eyes for a brief moment, open them again, turn your gaze upwards to the sky as if in prayer
7. Take a deep breath and open this site and mutter, “it is done.”
The beatings from fellow passengers and years of torture in Guantanamo will be tough, but the look on your neighbor’s face is going to be priceless!