Anatidaephobic Anonymous

Once upon a time there was a beautiful princess and a handsome prince. The handsome prince asked the beautiful princess to marry him. Sadly, she said no…

And the prince lived happily ever after!

This is my new outlook on life.

In light of the recent Supreme Court decision, now would be a good time for all of us to reflect on the poor plight of corporations in this country.  Corporations are people, plain and simple. It’s already been decided by the courts, but they are not given the same rights as those that you and I enjoy.  Corporations cannot vote.  They are treated as second class citizens… They cannot even marry!!!  Corporations are denied love and companionship, things that you and I take for granted.

STAND UP for the rights of people, human or not, and make your voice heard.

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic whose drinking problem is destroying his life and relationship with his family.

There is a jew, an asian, and a black guy on a plane. They discuss their struggles with prejudice.

A horse walks into a bar. Why the long face the barman asks? My brother just died of cancer replied the horse.

An elephant gets onto a bus. The bus driver is frightened and calls animal control.

A priest, a rabbi and an imam walk into a restaurant. The sit down at a table in the corner and have an engaging theological discussion which compares and contrasts their beliefs.

A dog walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender realizes how silly this is, and wakes up from his dream. He rolls over and tells his wife about it, who ignores him. He begins to silently cry, knowing that his marriage is a lie and his life is falling into shambles.